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Weird Al - Eat itAl+The Japanese=BonerClutch - WishboneB-52's - Rock LobsterExtra fun Botch doing a math-metal Rock Lobster Cover!Blur - Coffee and TVnot really about food but the video is one of my 90's favorites.The Fa...

-No Microwave Popcorn (If I can't blacken your lungs with smoke, then you can't butter my lungs with your Ultra Theatre Butter Jiffy Pop)-I don't give a damn what time it is. You drink the last bit from a pot of coffee,...

Jesus people, do you WANT me to look like and idiot! Lord knows how long I had a blog titled "An Oldie But it Doen't Suck". Please!!!! I AM stupid but I would like my internet persona to be percieved as some...

The year: 2006? The Event: The Bob and Mark welcome back party? Where: Latitude 61(rip)

Subject: Hey me, check this out!Dear me,You suck. Your voice pierces like the stab from a thousand rapiers plummeting into my ear canals whenever you decide to open you ugly, stupid, venomous mouth. To reiterate……di...

I wanted to do something nice for Tito our fantastic night guy. After "Board Night" at Humpy's I brought him some of their famous Halibut Tacos....Welllllllll. He likes Halibut he looooves tacos, but for some reason he d...

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So there's this Finnish "musician" named Santeri Ojala. His Shtick is to take metal songs and re-dub his own guitar solos over them. He does rape the classics but the results are very funny. And here's the bastard himse...

I know that by being a Miami fan I should be happy about the Patriots crushing SuperBowl defeat. But some how I can't help but feel...well...Bad. I can only imagine that it kind of feels like this.

I can't turn my left hand over, so that my palm is facing up. (Don't ask me why, just born that way, it's a problem with my elbow.) My birthday is July(fire sign) 25th 1983 (year of the pig...I prefer the term boar myse...

Here's the rules. (it's really easy I promise) Leave a comment on this blog with a slogan for KWHL that you created. Make is no nastier than a hard PG-13. Here's my example: "Kwhl...Now that's a lot of Sperm." So there...

Me!!!! Very drunk. I have yet to watch the entire video because 1. I look very fat (cause I am) 2. It's kind of embarrassing to see yourself that s*%tfaced.

Just thinkn' bout cover songs. The, good, the bad, the entertaining. Here's a short list of my favorites. Throwdown - Baby Got Back (sooo awesome) Godfinger - 99 Red Balloons System Of A Down - Snow Blin...

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This is the exact conversation I had with this gentleman. How do I know?....I was recording the whole thing.Alice: Hey KWHL what's up?Douche Bag: Hey it's Beatnik.Alice: What's up dude? (I just love repeating myself)Douc...

With so many great songs to choose from, it's incredibly difficult to choose favorires, however here is a list of songs that stand out in my mind....P.S. If you know me personally you know that I have a very discerning...

Ask me one question. Come one come all, and ask upon the radio DJ. Whatever you want answered just go ahead and ask. ANYTHING, I will be honest and give you a straight forward answer to even the most personal question…...

#1 The Dillinger Escape Plan-The Mullet Burden.Dan Deacon-The Crystal Cat.

Le' Chiche Chewbacca, equip with full flaming Dandy Warhol?Or the guy that fell out of Harry Potter's butt after a night of mystical David Bowie butt lovin'?

Wednesday, August 1st 2007.8:07amI awoke to the crisp chime of my Bulova alarm clock, as is custom in my morning rituals. Focusing my eyes I gazed the Baltic Panel ceiling, “Virgin Glow” I believe the sales man had d...

Stupid. People. And. Myspace. =Stupid Myspace Names. From the poetic to completely nonsensical myspace has a barrage of wacky user names. I currently have a friend list of 604 friends. From these friends I will brea...

Was fantastic! Congrats on the surprising tie between Fallen Hero and Korupture. So Saturday be at the Downstairs at Club Millennium to bare witness to the second round of compition for the opening slot at Summer Meltdow...

Ingredients • One KWHL morning show producer • 750mL Hard Alcohol • One half ounce tears • Two dirty magazines (Farmyard Lover Monthly, Inches, etc) • Three pounds chocolate • One pillow, fluffy • F...

Every once in a while we get a chance to peer into the lives of those who make the magic happen. We go through our daily routine not knowing just how it is that the special things in life (like the Bob and Mark morning s...