Recipe for a Saturday night

Ingredients
• One KWHL morning show producer
• 750mL Hard Alcohol
• One half ounce tears
• Two dirty magazines (Farmyard Lover Monthly, Inches, etc)
• Three pounds chocolate
• One pillow, fluffy
• Full shift at KWHL

Directions
1) Take KWHL morning show producer out of package; Make sure he is intact.

2) After applying a full shift at KWHL, send him home with Magazines, making sure he is alone.

3) Once there mix KWHL producer with liberal amounts of Hard Alcohol, pouring evenly to avoid vomiting.

4) Leave to set with alcohol for thirty minutes with dirty magazines until brought to an emotional boil.

5) Once magazines have been “consumed,” apply chocolate (melted or hard depending on preference) and rest emotional KWHL producer on fluffy pillow.

6) Tears should appear after another 15 minutes.

Enjoy!