RE: DoughBoy's last blog

so im hanging out at my folks' place, enjoying some bar-b-q and kickin it with my brother ive not seen for some time now. that was all well and good. as i am leaving i see that i have a few missed calls on my portable cellular telephonic communication device... i see that they are from DoughBoy, everyone's favourite dj in the whole wide world [i know he's my favourite]... so i do what anyone in my situation does: i check the messages he has left me... there are two, which immediately sends my mind into panic mode. ''oh [censored], DB is in trouble!'' i think to myself... i listen to the first message. DoughBoy is out of breath, ranting and raving like an unintelligible madman [see: Bill O'Reilly]. i have NO IDEA what he said. so i listen to the second message. ''stevo... doughboy... *mumble mumble mumble*... *click*'' by this point by the way he's blabbering into the phone i think either DoughBoy has been taken hostage by extremist listeners unhappy with some of his on-air shenanigans, or he's been drinking. i call his house, first thing... DB's girlfriend [who will be known from this point on as LittleMissDough] calmly answers the phone: LittleMissDough: ''hello?'' stevo: ''WHATS THE MATTER IS EVERYONE OKAY WHAT HAPPENED?'' LMD: ''oh hey stevo... DoughBoy is fine, he just watched the new episode of Family Guy, the one about Star Wars... he can't stop laughing.'' stevo: ''is he drunk?'' LMD: ''not at all.'' stevo: ''oh... this must be the funniest show of all time.'' LMD: ''apparently it is.'' the moral of the story: apparently the new episode of Family Guy is really really funny. im going over to DoughBoy's pad to watch it tomorrow after work... wish me luck. [adventure, excitement... a Jedi craves not these things.]