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Alice

This guy pisses me off.

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This is the exact conversation I had with this gentleman. How do I know?....I was recording the whole thing.

Alice: Hey KWHL what's up?

Douche Bag: Hey it's Beatnik.

Alice: What's up dude? (I just love repeating myself)

Douche Bag: Nothing what's going on?

Alice: Nothing...Rockin'.

Douche Bag: You sound down, like your jealous of Seether.

Alice: Do I sound Down?

Douche Bag: You sound down.

Alice: Oh...Sorry

Douche Bag: Just wanted to call and cheer you up buddy...(inaudible) YAYYYY!

Alice: Is that how you cheer me up, you go yayyyy?

Douche Bag: Well I don't know, how the f$@& else am I gonna cheer you up?

Alice:Well I don't know, that's a really excellent question. Cause' I really don't feel too down I was just talkin'.

Douche Bag: I'm in Eagle River so I can't just jump over there be like what's up!

Alice: Oh yeah, grab my tits I love that! I love it when you do that, that makes me feel so good. You know, you should work on how to cheer people up. You think about it...You think about it one day.

Douche Bag: (Laughs)I was gonna say do you need anything you know...(mummbles)

Alice: Oh, buy my love that's great...That's great. (Have I mentioned I like to repeat myself?)

Douche Bag: (Pause) Well you know I'm not in your area, so I can't.

Alice: I understand. Well I will sound much upper and chipper this next break.

Douche Bag: No I'm just saying you sound kind of down, looks like you don't like Seether...I don't know.

Alice: No I didn't mean that...I didn't mean for it to come across like that. Think your just reading too much into it.

Douche Bag: I don't know, just sounds like your tired, your down, you really don't want to be there.

Alice: F#@$!!! Alright!! Whatever! (hang up on him) God D*^*#!

Reading this again.....Perhaps I over reacted. Hmmmmmmm......Naww.


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Intelligent handle of the situation ol chap. Just wondering what he was thinking before he made the phone call... Alice sounds "down" and my idiot words can only make him, WHAT feel better. haha. wow, I do declare the linguistics of the man not up to par... not the brightest color in the crayola box. ...or is he?! The S. M. Hamilton
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