i can click and pop certain parts of my body my DOB is 08-18-1987... eat it, old people! im also a leo the first time i ever played anything onstage with a band, it was us randomly showing up to an open mic without our bassist and playing two songs we had written that afternoon. and we sucked hard. my first cd i ever bought was Metallica's black album once, i avoided a fight with a dude that i spit on by pretending i didnt speak english random fact: court tv + mushrooms = CRAZY in 8th grade, i got straight-A's when i walked at my graduation, i told my principal he was a dick, and started a pseudo-mosh pit when they played the doofy orchestra music when we were leaving the sully random fact: vicks vapor rub + anal sex = CROTCH AGONY ive met Dez Cadena i too love anything zombie-related my first R-rated movie in theatres was ''There's Something About Mary''... best part is, my dad and i totally just walked into the theatre like we owned the place, didnt pay a dime to see it. was great. star wars is the closest thing to the bible that i have in my life im afraid of most any bug, spiders included theres your damn list

i played the violin for 7 years. i used to jerk off to cable channel 40 durring the women's aerobics... alice drinks beer faster than me except shotgunning. we're tied in the shotgunning... i got kicked out of my first middle school. i graduated highschool by the skin of my teeth. i cried after killing a seagull with a .22 i have $400 in my personal life savings. i have kissed alice on the mouth and not for radio. in fact ive kissed 4 guys on the mouth, but i am sure the women cancel that out so im not gay. right? oh yah i kissed bob on the mouth too.

Only kissed Bob on the mouth huh. You "got it" easy. "Don't you know who I think I am?!!"