New Rules For The Office

-No Microwave Popcorn (If I can't blacken your lungs with smoke, then you can't butter my lungs with your Ultra Theatre Butter Jiffy Pop)

-I don't give a damn what time it is. You drink the last bit from a pot of coffee, YOU boil another pot.

-When work starts say "good morning" then shut the hell up for the next 40 minutes.

-Unless I have the same thing I don't wanna talk about your pets. (kids included)

-Smoking is a wonderful social acivity, but it not a MANDATORY social acivity, comprende?

-Men get a basket in bathroom too.

-To keep things interesting everyone must date a random (no hogging Todd the Typesetter)co-worker for no less that one week every other year.

-Flashdance Fridays.

-Got a sandwich with bacon? Don't leave it in a public fridge or it's every one for themselves.

That's all I can think of. Please feel free to add to the list or comment about how I'm an idiot. Just post something.