Indiana Jones and the Kindom of Suck

Well, like everyone else I bought into the hype of the new Indiana Jones movie. Thinking it would be nice to see Harrison Ford back on the big screen and in another action movie. In retrospect I think I should have stayed in the studio and watch a bootleg copy. There are so many things wrong with this movie it’s impossible to start at a specific spot. But how about we’ll start with Harrison Ford, who’s what like 66 years old moves like he in the desperate need of some alieve. Shia Labeouf is horrible. I know not expect a lot of depth from him, but I was actually wanting his character to die at the end, but this didn’t happen. The plot to the movie seems to be copied for the Predators and AvP movies. With the anti-climatic end similar to the Mission to Mars and A.I. It seems like they took several different conspiracies and threw them together wrote down some line for the actors and bam they were done. A movie not even fit for straight to DVD in my opinion. Aliens with crystal skeletons from another dimension…..really? The ending reminded me of the ending from Mission to Mars. As we see almost the exact same alien appear and kill the bad guys. Right… Wait for this one to hit the video stores or even HBO people. If you support them they will only make another one. I kid you not other sequels to look forward to: Step Up 3-D War Games 2 The Goonies 2 The Brazilian Job Little Fockers Point Break: Indo