Fun Facts About Beatnik!
By Stevo | November 15, 2009
1. He maintains good hygiene
2. He purchases delicious cookies, which none of us can ever enjoy.
3. COOL BELT BUCKLES!
4. Beatnik likes microwave pretzels!
5. He's the star of the HIT NEW youtube sensation "Beatnik's What's The Difference?"
6. He likes dags!
7. He provides drinks to thirsty people.
8. He knows what attracts ants, and does not want ants.
9. He drives an orange one of these
at the end of the day, when all is said and done, and the chickens come home to roost, and the cow jumped over the moon, and gary busey takes his teeth out and places them into a solid-gold vault guarded by vultures with two heads and steel-sharp talons, copyright 1991 mother jugs and speed, ride the wave, smell the news, turtles, kenneth brannagh, oh torgo why do your knees bulge so?
i forgot where i was going with that... anyway, Beatnik is a heckuva guy.
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